- MY MOTHERBOARD IS NOT RESPONDING?
+ It will be taken care of postehaste
+ I still love pirates
+ Watched my manager bukkake himself with a can of soda he stabbed with a box cutter the other day
- "Can you help us find bubblewrap?" the customers asked. I climbed up the ricketiest ladder we had to pull it down from the top shelf. The customers then told me "No, we want the Styrofoam kind of bubblewrap, the peanut kind" ".... We do not sell packing peanuts :|"
- Small children seem to enjoy screaming as they leap onto our U-boats
- I ACCIDENTALLY A 12 HOUR SHIFT LAST NIGHT
- My heel is swollen and blistery
+ I have a Cadbury egg still and it will comfort me as I play some FFXIII
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